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07-31-2010, 08:10 AM
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Two Large Plastic Garbage Bags
A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags rips, and every once in a while a $20 bill falls out onto the sidewalk.
Noticing this, a policeman stops her, and says, "Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of your bag."
"Oh, really? Darn!" said the little old lady. "I'd better go back, and see if I can find them. Thanks for telling me."
"Well, now, not so fast," says the cop. "How did you get all that money? You didn't steal it, did you?"
"Oh, no", said the little old lady. "You see, my back yard is right next to the football stadium parking lot. On game days, a lot of fans come and pee through the fence into my flower garden. So, I stand behind the fence with my hedge clippers. Each time some guy sticks his thing through the fence, I say, '$20 or off it comes'.
"Well, that seems only fair" laughs the cop. "OK. Good luck! Oh, by the way, what's in the other bag?"
"Well, you know, not everybody pays!"
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07-31-2010, 08:13 AM
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Lmao
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07-31-2010, 08:15 AM
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Ok now what? It doesn't let you do a word in all caps? Test....NO CAPS
Hummm that worked but the single one above won't stay in caps????? And the quick reply below doesn't work.
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07-31-2010, 11:52 AM
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Lmao!!
canuck, youre right, it doesnt work
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07-31-2010, 02:10 PM
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ROFLMAO 
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07-31-2010, 02:13 PM
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It works just fine boys!
You need to either add a face (  ) or add another line of text or add another word that is NOT capitalized.
Hope this helps....
(Sorry to Hijack yer thread there Dom...  )
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07-31-2010, 05:44 PM
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That's fine it kinda makes me feel warm and fuzzy all over,
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07-31-2010, 08:34 PM
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Now that's just silly!!!! LMAO!!!!!
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08-02-2010, 12:18 PM
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Oh NO!!!!
LOL!!!
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