[Dominick]

LEARN A WORD A DAY: NECROPHILIA






A man was brought before the judge and charged with NECROPHILIA (making love to a dead person).

The judge told him, "In 20 years on the bench, I've never heard such a disgusting, immoral thing. Just give me one good reason why I shouldn't lock you up and throw away the jail keys in the toilet?"

The man replied, "I'll give you THREE good reasons:

1. It's none of your damn business;
2. She was my wife; and,
3. I didn't KNOW she was dead; she ALWAYS acted that way!"

[mark v]

Lol!

[Justaguy]

That's just hilarious.