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JOTD: The Italian Wedding.
After returning from his honeymoon in Florida with his new bride, Virginia, Luigi stopped by his barbershop in New Jersey to say hello to his friends.
Giovanni said, "Hey, Luigi, how wasa da treep?"
Luigi replied, "Everyting wasa perfecto, excepta for da train ride down."
"Whata you mean, Luigi?" asked Giovanni.
"Well, we boarda da train at Grana Central Station. My beautiful Virginia, she pack a biga basket a food. She broughta vino and some biga cigars for me. We was a lookina forward to da trip.
"We justa open upa da luncha basket when da Conductore come aby. He waga his finger at us anda say, 'No eatin' in disa car. Musta use da dining car.' So, me and my beautiful Virginia, we go to da dining car and eat a biga lunch.
"Then we starta ta open a bottle of a vino! But da Conductore, he walka by again, waga his finger and say, 'No drinkin' in disa car! Musta use da cluba car.' So, we go to da cluba car.
"While I'ma drinkin' da vino, I starta to light my biga cigar. But da Conductore, he waga his finger again and say, 'No smokin' ina disa car. Musta go to da smokina car.' So, we go to da smokina car and I smoka my biga cigar.
"Then my beautiful Virginia and I, we go to da sleeper car anda go to bed. We just about to go boombada, boombada, when da Conductore, he walka down da hall and yells:
'Nofolka Virginia! Nofolka Virginia!'
"I'ma tellin' you, nexta time, we're gonna taka da bus."
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