Eileen and her husband Bob went for counselling after 25
years of marriage. When asked what the problem was,
Eileen went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every
problem they had ever had in the 25 years they had been married.
She went on and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness,
loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list
of unmet needs she had endured over the course of their marriage.
Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length of time,
the therapist got up, walked around the desk and after asking
Eileen to stand, embraced her, unbuttoned her blouse and bra,
put his hands on her breasts and massaged them thoroughly,
while kissing her passionately as her husband Bob watched
with a raised eyebrow!
Eileen shut up, buttoned up her blouse, and quietly sat down
while basking in the glow of being highly aroused.
The therapist turned to Bob and said, 'This is what your wife
needs at least three times a week.. Can you do this?'
Bob thought for a moment and replied,
'Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays,
but on Fridays, I play golf
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