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Hey there. long time listener, first time caller.
- It's my girlfriend and mine's anniversary, and i decided to go to the movie store to rent one of those dirty movies from the "back room".
-that's nice caller....
- Here's my problem Mr. Obvious... when i put the tape in the VCR all i got was that snow. so I went to the store and got another copy, and wouldn't you know it? the second one was just like that too. so i tried again, and the same thing Mr. O.
-i'd ask to talk to the owner about the problem.
- I did that too, and he apologized about it and gave me yet another copy of the same movie.
-well i think i can help make sure nobody rents that movie from there. now what is the name of the movie?
- I'm kinda embarrassed to say it Mr. O...
-nonsense caller. It is completely anonymous...
- Well it's called "Head Cleaner"...
- Caller! that isn't a dirty movie! It's used to clean the dirty heads on your VCR!
-so, it's not a dirty movie?
- NO!!
-Hmm, i never made the connection. Thanks Mr. Obvious, you're a real life saver...
- It's my girlfriend and mine's anniversary, and i decided to go to the movie store to rent one of those dirty movies from the "back room".
-that's nice caller....
- Here's my problem Mr. Obvious... when i put the tape in the VCR all i got was that snow. so I went to the store and got another copy, and wouldn't you know it? the second one was just like that too. so i tried again, and the same thing Mr. O.
-i'd ask to talk to the owner about the problem.
- I did that too, and he apologized about it and gave me yet another copy of the same movie.
-well i think i can help make sure nobody rents that movie from there. now what is the name of the movie?
- I'm kinda embarrassed to say it Mr. O...
-nonsense caller. It is completely anonymous...
- Well it's called "Head Cleaner"...
- Caller! that isn't a dirty movie! It's used to clean the dirty heads on your VCR!
-so, it's not a dirty movie?
- NO!!
-Hmm, i never made the connection. Thanks Mr. Obvious, you're a real life saver...