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Wife: Would you remarry if I died
Husband: UHHH, no.
Wife: I new it you hate bieng married
Husband: Ok I'd remarry
Wife: Well would she live in our house
Husband: Where else would she live
Wife: Well would you take down all my pictures and put up pictures of her
Husband: Seems like the right thing to do
Wife: Well would she sleep in our bed
Husband: Where else would she sleep
Wife: Would you let her use my golf clubs
Husband: No, she's left handed
 

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LOL...
your sig file is funnier than the joke, I guess because I read this one before.


Remember if your parachute fails you have the rest of your life to fix it.
That's funny! :)
 

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That would qualify as a "chew it over with a Twix" moment. Good one.
 

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i hate getting into those... i usually just go to the garage. atleast my car won't ask me dumb questions... lol
 
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